Sunday, October 3, 2010

Kung-Fu Koanda (Koala + Panda). Wait. No. Shit. Kung-Fu Polar Bear.

Have you ever noticed how HAPPY koalas are? And pandas? 
I'm sick of expecting so much out of people and getting disappointed over and over again with what I get. I know it's a horrible thing to say.. It's not like i WANT to expect a lot from people.. I just do.. I'm sure a lot of other people do as well.. Don't they?! 

I can't help but have expectations, I can't help but expect a perfect friendship, a perfect family, a perfect relationship, perfect friends... but you're almost always let down.. I've let down a lot of people too.. You know what though? I guess in the end, however much you want to, you can't ever really blame anyone but yourself. 

"I think the best way to lose something is by wanting it too much" - John Dorian - Scrubs. (Stolen from she who must not be named)

I can really really relate to that.. And I bet a lot of others can, too. 

Anyway, get back to the whole I-want-to-be-a-kung-fu-koala+panda thing. 
Koalas and pandas are so happy. They're fat and happy. I want to be fat and happy too. I want to climb trees and eat shitty plant food and have people look at me and say "awww how cute". Anyway. A koala+panda = Koanda. 
Now i was all happy, thinking I'd invented this whole new cool animal. But then this friend of mine (Pranam Abbi = Life Saver and anti-depressant pill in human form) did some googling and found out that a koanda is a real animal. And it isn't very cute. This is what a Koanda looks like : 



Not very cute is it?

So now I want to be a kung-fu Polar Bear.. because polar bears are all happy and fat and lazy and awesome and if anyone pisses me off I could just go all karate chop on them. :D



Yeah, I realise I sound like a retard. I just sort of feel like a very irritable grizzly right now. :|

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